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Hodzip
08-30-2002, 09:01 PM
A Cork Radio Station (in Ireland), 96 FM, was running a competition to find contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any English Dictionary yet could still use these words in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali for a week. The DJ, Neil, had many callers; the following two standing out:
DJ: 96FM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi, me name's Dave.
DJ: Dave, what is your word?
Caller: Goan spelt G O A N, pronounced "go-an"
DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct, Dave, Goan is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is, what sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?
Caller: Goan fuck yourself!

At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is no place for that sort of language on a family show. After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller:

DJ: 96FM, what's your name?
Caller: Hi, me name's Jeff.
DJ: Jeff, what is your word?
Caller: Smee spelt S M E E, pronounced "smee".
DJ: We are checking that (pause) and you are correct, Jeff, Smee is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is, what sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?
Caller: Smee again! Goan fuck yourself
DKjojoe
08-30-2002, 09:14 PM
LOL....he didn't care about that trip to Bali, did he?
He just want to say it out loud.

Good one :D
Magic
08-30-2002, 09:24 PM
heard about this before, it's a classic. i wish i was listening.. :D
kgrandpa
08-31-2002, 02:46 AM
Hehehe. Heard it before, but still makes me chuckle heartily. As does anything in an Irish accent, strangely.
Scooter
08-31-2002, 03:18 AM
hahah oldie but goodie
reep
08-31-2002, 06:42 AM
lol - had not heard of this one. :)
DoomzDayz
08-31-2002, 11:52 AM
heh i saw that before, i think it was in newspaper or something
thug_luv
08-31-2002, 12:09 PM
that sounds like something me and my friends would do, not that we ever done something like thatg *wink*
Beavis77
08-31-2002, 12:38 PM
Reminds me of of Bart Simpson calling Moe's Bar :)
snake10001
08-31-2002, 02:17 PM
hahaha. ive never heard that one b4. too funny
vizion
08-31-2002, 11:23 PM
lol..damn funny dude.